Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (26)
Mondwin
Stunning and splendid image...bravissima!V:DDD.Hugsxx Whylma
ThomasMacCallum
excellent!
FragmentedFortunes
Wonderful image, I love the style and simplicity of this piece, very effective. Superb work.
texboy
gorgeous, lady! just superb!
thecytron
Stunning artwork! Beautiful presentation!
brewgirlca
Needless to say this is some incredible post work! Love the rugged and brazen simplicity. Right down to the bone basics. Lines are beautiful and texture rocks.
altmandee
Magnificent image, brilliant creation and absouletly superb artwork! Jaki you are an exceptionally talented artist!!
gonedigital
Very cool. I love it. Unique filter and I love the monochromatic scheme plus the red heart. Excellent!
Shiroyama
very nice! love the sketch effect!
Thetis
a most fantastic artwork came from 'no idea' :)
SIGMAWORLD
Very nice work.
Cimaira
Wonderful work, excellent postwork!
Hubert
Wonderful poster and great style!
anitalee
Great work
MissKajunKitty
Wicked Image !!! I always love seeing what your going to come up with next. As always its something cool !!
Gwynhale
Very, very good! Can't imagine what happens if you have an idea of what you are doing :) The postwork rocks and as somebody already mentioned, the heart is a great detail! We need a surrealistic PostworkShop contest next time :)
odile
This is greatly done! Bravo, I just love it.
jmb007
belle image!!
maraich
Wow, Jaki, you're like the queen of postwork. That totally looks like a watercolor.
theSea
Me like. Really nice postwork on this and fun concept. I hear you on the inspiration front. The well is dry here too.
Anniebel
Very unusual, like the texture.
philebus
Wow! I really love this one. I particularly love the muted colours contrasted with the few strong ones.
Digital_Mischief
Very nice and unusual texture.
loligagger
Excellent work!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pixelbird
This is just simply amazing! Great idea and concept, and the postwork is beautyful too! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fabulous work!!!