I was talking with a fellow Christina Hendricks fan and started thinking. Esquire magazine called her the "best looking American woman," which shows that 1. Redheads are awesome, and 2. Real men like the hourglass. (I think the only men who truly favor the Twiggy types are the ones designing clothes. Maybe.) Of course, if you are a teenager like Gobbles, here, you might feel differently about the aforementioned redhead. Also, there are some in this world who consider Vanna White to be beautiful and glamourous, and others who consider her to be like their grandmother. I had to water down the dialogue in this comic just slightly. I was going to have the mouse saying "Who do you find attractive?" but then I remembered that in America, no one under 18 could possibly be "attractive," not even to other teenagers. I was going to drop a different name, like, Selena Gomez (who is 18) or something, but it wouldn't make as much sense. Just trying to protect myself!!