Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
Comments (22)
maraich
Wish I could come with titles for my own stuff! This guy epitomizes the old phrase: It's not the years, it's the mileage. He's seen and done things that would make lesser men would go mad experiencing. And any young buck that thinks to make a name for himself by taking on this old-timer will seriously rue the day. Assuming he survives. Can you tell I like this one?
odile
Great character and face expression!
bugatti
nice ...
Iceshark39
This is really fantastic work! You've really got a lot of emotion and expression in his eyes. Wonderfully conveyed.
Rhanagaz
Great artwork! Congrats! ;o)
fallen21
Beautiful portrait, nicely done.
ElorOnceDark
Wow! I love the style of this Jaki! It looks painted. Gresat expression and morph as well!
altmandee
Very powerful weathered character! Excellent work!
Mondwin
Stunning and very impressive character my dear!!!!Bravissima!V:DDD,Hugsxx Whylma
Karth
Stunning :)
Raindroptheelf
Awesome Render
Thetis
It's an album title from Meat Loaf if I recall right? He actually reminds me a bit of ML. Fantastic work!
thecytron
Awesome style of portrait!
texboy
well done, lady! this is a real winner....
Cimaira
Wow, this is fantastic! A portrait of a real man, wonderful to see!
Shiroyama
i think i'd be a bit afraid to ask where he's been! an excellent portrait!
Anniebel
Wow,very cool
scifibabe
Dark and mysterious. Great expression and skin texture. Really unique.
crender
Xcellent work congratulations!!!!
anitalee
Excellent
loligagger
Love this,excellent work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leehilliard
WOW! he looks every bit the part.well done :)