Arrival by Kaartijer

Photography • Scenic • posted on Sep 27, 2010

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Another sunrise shot from the island of Galveston... Today's joke: A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?' Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the Conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes. Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked. 'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.' Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. 'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'

Comments (45)

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flora-crassella

11:36AM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Gorgeous picture!!!!!!!!!!

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Meisiekind

11:49AM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Fantastic image! It looks like that massive liner is stranded! Love the soft pastel sunset color too! Bravo dear friend!

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alessimarco

11:51AM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Wonderful dawn capture! Beautiful!

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prutzworks

11:55AM | Mon, 27 September 2010

great mood and colorscheme

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carlx

12:00PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Fantastic photography!!!

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magnus073

12:06PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

This is such a spectacular view Eddie, thanks for sharing

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rocserum

12:13PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Stunning photo, hilarious story! RS

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tennesseecowgirl

12:30PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Oh that is pretty!

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OrphanedSoul

12:34PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Quite excellent!

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jmb007

12:35PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

superbe photo!

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drifterlee

1:19PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Beautiful shot. That ship looks huge!!!!!!!!! Love the joke!

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flavia49

1:36PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

amazing capture!

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Broesl

1:54PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Fantastic shot!!!

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farmerC

2:16PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Fantastice picture.

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kbrog

2:27PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Now that is a big ship! LOL! Funny joke! :D

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lyron

2:36PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Fascinating image. Excellent work!!

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virginiese

2:40PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

such an exquisit color ! great light and perfect capture ! bravo !

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Lenord

2:54PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

The pollution from the Indusrtial areas around Houston and Galveston do make for colorful Sunrises and Sunsets, nice shot Peace

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annie5

3:04PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Fantastic scene..very spectacular! This is Carnival's comp,the boat that i took for my cruises :)

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adrie

3:50PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Gorgeous capture my friend,

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dragonmuse

4:16PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Wonderful capture.. seems almost surreal. great joke :)

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MagikUnicorn Online Now!

4:33PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

SWEET SHOT

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sandra46

4:59PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

super beautiful image! superlative shot!

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schonee

5:03PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Excellent capture! LMAO at the joke too

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anaber

5:12PM | Mon, 27 September 2010

Great image,Eddie!!The sky colour is fantastic, reflecting in water! The humans and the birds do a whole with the atmosphere yu captured! Gorgeous photograph, as always!

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