Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
Hover over top left image to zoom.
Click anywhere to exit.
This site uses cookies to deliver the best experience. Our own cookies make user accounts and other features possible. Third-party cookies are used to display relevant ads and to analyze how Renderosity is used. By using our site, you acknowledge that you have read and understood our Terms of Service, including our Cookie Policy and our Privacy Policy.
Comments (20)
necrophage
beautiful scene - sad thing to loose a loved one so early and without warning - my thoughts are with you.
theSea
Condolences, I remember Murphy from the Great Kitten Incident. Nice image, lovely tribute.
altmandee
Jaki, A beautiful creation for Murphy and so sorry to hear the sad news!
DemonicaEvilius
Oh Jaki :( Such sad news :(
pspworkshop
This lovely!
brewgirlca
Sorry for the loss of your little friend so young in life and without warning.
Blazerwiccan
Oh hun so sorry for your loss :( what a beautiful tribute picture.
ThomasMacCallum
sorry for loss- a superb tribute Tho
puffle_huff
Poor poor baby... This is a sweet dedication to a beloved pet :D
Shiroyama
oh, i'm so sorry! it's a beautiful tribute.
texboy
God bless her little innocent soul.... she'll be waiting for you at the Rainbow Bridge someday....
P3Design
Owww, how sad, I am sorry for your loss, this dedication image is most lovely.
mininessie
sorry to hear...beautiful and lovely image !
Cimaira
So sorry to hear of your loss. This is a beautiful memorial.
maraich
I'm so broken up about this I've been hardly able to think of anything else. I know there isn't a single thing I can say that will help 'cause I've been there. My heart just aches for you.
Kattey
I'm very sorry about your cat. Being alone is horrible and if you need a helping hand - I'll be here for you.
anitalee
Oh, I am so sorry fro your loss, wonderful dedication
loligagger
So sorry for your loss,this is such a beautiful dedication,big hugs to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rhanagaz
Beautiful scene and render! Background a bit sad...What can I say - I have had cats almost all my life and know how you might feel. A fine memory you have made...
vapo
So sorry to hear about this... I have a lovely cat myself, so I can imagine what you've been going through... This is such a nice tribute! Vashek