Future Rites -Explanations by renecyberdoc
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Gabriel is showing his kids the Future Rites Coliseo on Spackoine,they seem to be overwhelmed as he is also explaining the history of Spackoine Base.
No weapons are allowed in this place,security is very tight,not even a fart can slip through without beeing checked and analyzed.
Wich brings me to analizing farts,I mean according to the smell you can define the age,has anyone else some indeep experience??
me since I crossed over to the 50er league, my farts smell different,somewhat more spicy and a bit decaying,how about yours?loooooooooooooooool.(you can write to our Farthead-Dude at www.fart-smell.com in private,the information will only be used for research purposes in the name of science )
Sorry I got carried away where was i??oh yeah Gabriel is explaining the fart,no,no,no.
Fartiel is expla…..,I am all confused now ,maybe there was something bad in my last fart,it was greenish smoke coming out under my tutu,shall I worry or just fart on???
more loooooooooooool.my writing is already getting bad and my eyes j.... that burns.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggg.where is my …oxygen hon???
End of a farting narrator lmao.
Now can anyone tell me how I come from the fine day out with the kids just down to analyzing farts.weird brain this cyberdoc dude.
Freebies,mrsparky police textures on the skybike,liverpoolgirlzzz textures eblank,thank you very mucho.freebies in the bryce bg by gendragon.Starwars-bots by vanishing point.
The Future Rites/GIS package comes from daz3d by Moyra,
I don’t think a language tag is necessary, farts aint obscene,ok they can smell obscene but then………….
Comments (56)
Faemike55
I agree that they can smell very obscene. You know you have a bad fart when you wake yourself up at three in the morning going,'GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN! WHAT DIED?!' Great scene by the way
eekdog Online Now!
well done rene, great job with this sci fi piece.
mikeerson
LOL... faemike wakes up smelling farts at 3am - something I did not need to know... I farted just seconds before I read this, do you have a scanner in you comment section that makes you fart... oh no... here comes another one - Damn it Rene! LOL
mininessie
ermm...nice image René!
thekingtut
Aaaaaah, cool render? Not too sure about the discussion about farts though.
zil2008
Good God man and Ute has to sleep with you. Oh well she is probably used too the smell by now. Such a nice image and what a side tracked discussion for them. Oh well everyone needs to have a good fart eveyday or they would get sick if they hold them in to long.
brycek
Very nice scene, Rene..well done!
puffle_huff
Great scene!!
Madbat
LMAO...and here I thought, 'Gee what a nice tranquil sci-fi render!' Silly me! I've chased cats out of my room with my fermented farts, but you probably didn't need to hear that.
Tholian
Utterly off the wall and yet amusing. Have a great day, Rene.
ladiesmen
ahhahahaha hahahahahah Rene your crazy but we already knew that ahahahahaha. I had same as madbat think soft scene till I started reading ahahahah. My fart dont stink since I inhale 3 time a day Fresh Blossom breeze directly into my nostriles. Is also reason why I have such a strange Donald Duck like voice LOL
Pierrot_Lunaire
Amazing scene and composition! Excellent my friend! Happy Sunday!
midnight_stories
Wow great si-fi love the detail !!!
Rhanagaz
Fine sci-fi scene, René. It is of course important to learn kids about the essential things in life. It get me to think of a quote from "Star Wars": And may the fart be with you (cited after my poor memory)! ;o)
ssteph
Super scene Rene
2121
superb work my friend..wonderful scene and poses
ragouc
Cool character.
GOLDILOCKSUK
I can't do men or children they never look right on mine. Great expressions on here :) Cathy xoxoxo
vitachick
Oh Rene you are one sick puppy! LOL. Only you would start with such a simple scene and start talking about farts!!!!!!!!!!!!
mariogiannecchini
Very nice scene, Rene! Well done!
Leilana
Da hast Du wieder eine wunderschöne Szene zusammengestellt!
Savage_dragon
Stay away from the bean dip! "x
capelito
Wonderful scene, great work.
Cimaira
lol... well, all I'm going to say is great scene, rofl
P3Design
Awesome :))
chasfh
LOLLL!!! I laughed so hard, I let one slip myself!:-)
magickmedbh
Fantastic imagery! I love the reflections, poses and overall feel of this image!
flavia49
LOL fantastic text and image!!!! If that can help you about analyzing a fart there are instruments (usually called Electronic Noses) that can analyze odors and volatile organic compounds (VOC). In a way similar to human nose, E-Noses allow global analysis of the headspace (volatile compounds) generated by liquid, gaseous or solid samples using different detection technologies such as: Gas sensors (Metal Oxide Sensors or MOS), Ultra Fast Gas Chromatography, Fingerprint Mass Spectrometry, Soft Ionized Mass Spectrometry. ;-D!!!
doarte
Always on the edge! Love it
missblue
Fantastic scene!