Brad Pitt and I share the exact same birthday (month, day, year) outside of that, our stories diverge considerably. Mr. Pitt went on to become an internationally famous superstar, while I have led the much more interesting life of the starving artist. I come from a long line of storytellers (whose gift for gab stretches back through the mists of time to our native Ireland) and professional malcontents who were seemingly born to create something in the arts, be it music, writing, sculpture, painting, or photography. I started writing at age 12 with a screenplay with my cousin Ryan about a planet where everyone looked like Elton John entitled "Don't I Know You?" More screenplays followed, several of which received epic Super-8 production with budgets that sometimes ran up to $10. A few even had sound!  More writing followed: songs, poems, short stories, numerous unfinished novels, etc.. Somewhere in there was an attempt at being a rock star...
Still living at home, at age 22, my father dropped an elderly Nikromatt 35-mm film camera into my lap, in the hopes that I would "make a go of it" as a photojournalist. That didn't happen, but I did develop an abiding love of photography that along with writing and archival work have been among the chief passions of my life. When it comes to my photography, I try to be as creative as possible while at the same time striving for a documentary/archival quality. The only set rules I adhere to, when it comes to making pictures are: 1.) Try not to make the picture blurry, and 2.) Don't drop the camera.
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Comments (11)
Chipka
Simply hilarious, and yeah...I've often wondered if snowflakes huddle together to keep from getting warm...eh, it's that whole xeno-logic thing. Anyway, this is a fantastic shot and I remember when you made it. Funny how cold a day that was...it kinda shows here, but maybe it's just the light quality. This is a great piece of seasonal work. I love the little urban bit of the abandoned newsprint or whatever that is. It works well. Overall this is a fantastic shot and a hilarious and witty write up. Great stuff.
durleybeachbum
WONDERFULLY funny, Corey!! I shall find my perceptions of the autumn coloured by your thoughts. Thats what comes of quitting chlorophyll.
flavia49
excellent capture!
sandra46
wonderful leafy painting
auntietk
Love the multiple, subtle shades of yellow/gold/brown/green, the flat nearly-winter light, and your comedic narrative! Excellent post.
beachzz
When I was a kid watching cowboy movies, I always wondered when they went to the bathroom. I also thought that if you jumped INTO the TV, you'd be right THERE--but fortunately, I never tried. So, yeah, absurdness is rampant and ain't it great!! Also great is your shot and greater still is your story!!
anahata.c
(Sorry about the repeated ebots, I'm not doing too well tonight!) GREAT writing Corey, you packed a punch of comedy into 5 lines of dialogue! Great work! And I agree with chip that that piece of paper is a great addition to the whole. Most of us would take a shot of a gutter & think, "naaah, not enough going on". You take a shot of a gutter & turn it into a comedy routine. I love the shot, love the words, and I hope you're healing each day, and getting tons of rest: You deserve it after the ordeal you came through. I'll be back for more again soon. Great upload, and loved the mini-play! Keep getting better!
helanker
HAHAA! I can imagine. What an odd but funny and fascinating thought. And a lovely capture.
bmac62
Oh, what a shot... It took me six calendar days to get here Corey but I am sure glad I arrived and very likely just in time. Problem is I've called and called for Frank but he is nowhere to be found. I see trees in my mind's eye view of Chicago (leaf situation is ahead of Seattle) as a bar at closing time mid-week. There is a bartender swiping a somewhat overused barcloth on the top of the bar where just an hour ago there were a couple of dozen drinkers elbow to elbow. There's a lonely waitress wiping off empty table tops in dim corners with nobody there. In ten minutes they'll be turning off the lights and won't reopen again until late April or early May! See what you've done to my thinking this morning:-))) Wonder where all those jaundiced bodies go...when I was a kid, everybody cremated them...today a little leaf smoke and you get a visit from both the police department and the fire department:) Really creative piece!!!
myrrhluz
We don't have many wild parties of autumn leaves. The leaves around here are mostly conservative and if green was alright for their parents, it's alright for them. The few that do change can't seem to get it right and go straight to the AAAACCCCKKKK with no party in between. We do have Crepe Myrtles that party a lot. They congregate at the hottest place in town, a local car wash. There they find a secluded corner and swirl and dance until they lie exhausted or drift away. They have been observed in this frenzied ritual by lube techs and an office manager, with nothing better to do. Very funny narrative and excellent shot! You have very pretty gutters this time of year. Beautiful colors and detail. It looks like there is a moderate in the mix. The little guy in the top right corner kept a bit of his green.
NefariousDrO
Really super shot of those leaves, I always love the colorful leaves in the fall. What's great is that there's so much subtle variation in this, while they are all a beautiful gold, there's enough of that variation to really make this a rich feast for the eyes. As for the leaf-party, it'd be funny to see what kinds of mixed-drinks they come up with, wouldn't it?