Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (26)
alessimarco
~Fascinating character creation! The eyes are entrancing!~
Cimaira
Congratulations and best wishes for your upcomming marriage! Wonderful fantasy portrait. I love the way the skin looks, I never would have guessed it was the silver maps, lol. Great work.
Khory_D
Uber cool image and congrats on the coming nuptials!
ElorOnceDark
Very cool Jaki! I love the eyes! Congrats on your nuptials!
Kattey
This picture is very captivating. I think this is a contrast of blues, and gold and earthy brown that creates that sort of capture. Very nicely done.
bimm3d
wow!! very beautiful!!
ragouc
GREAT....
ArtOfDreams
Congratulations and my best wishes:-) A stunning image!
odile
Fascinating creature!
legolie
Beautiful work ... and congratulations ! :-)
DemonicaEvilius
Not what I was expecting from the title :D Very cool, Im gunna have to show it to my bro he wud love it! ... Ah 2 days to go (Aus time)!! :D Excited much?! lol
SIGMAWORLD
Well done!
theSea
Stunning!
nitegrafix
LOVE THE COMPOSITION! Great portrait! congratulations on ur up coming wedding! Happy wishes
altmandee
Gorgeous creation and superb artwork! Congrats to you and yours for the upcoming wedding!
thecytron
Outstanding portrait! Most Xcellent presentation! Bravo!!!
Shiroyama
that's excellent! and much congratulations on your approaching nuptials!
rbowen
Very good work!!
maraich
Yeah! You actually found time to do a render even with all the crazy marriage stuff going on. Now that's a dedicated artist. Is the hood thingie dynamic? What are the jewels? And the piercing things under her eyes? It all really works well together - very cool!
scifibabe
Congrats on getting married. Love your portrait here. Really amazing detail and pose.
texboy
a lovely image and warmest congratulations to you, lady!! xoxoxox
eportscreations
Excellent, this is very creative and very well done. Congrats on getting married.
anitalee
Excellent
Foink
Fantastic image!!!
loligagger
Beautiful and congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HeatherT
Very powerful; great work!