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Wisconsin Winter Blues

Bryce Humor posted on Feb 01, 2011
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Greetings to One and All... Well....Where does one start when all you can see (If you can actually see outside)is a raging blizzard that when all said and done we here in Cheeseland will be digging out of 2 feet or more of snow...So far it's been reported that we already have recieved 12 inches and winds gusting to 55 mph(snow drifts in my back yard are exceeding 5 feet....I kid you not!)and that's just the snow out ahead of this monster storm that is just now beginning to arrive on my door step..Local time is(5:30 CDT)I have a weather radio active and running during storms like this simply because I'd rather be prepared not scared..lol...As of now we are under a Blizzard Warning until Wednesday at 6 pm local time..Snow totals will range for us around 25 to 30 inches depending how much the lake effect machine decides to add seperately from the actual storm.Thunder and lightning and bursts of 2 to 3 inches an hour are not out of the question when we get storms like this which have been scarce the past 10 years or so here..Guess it's time to make up for the years we have gone without...lol...So with all that said I went and dug out a scene from my winter humor file and thought it was an appropriate time to share with all of you some of the Wisconsin Winter Blues that usually follow such historic winter storms such as this one.I created this scene above from actual events that seem to happen without delay after every snow fall...You go outside ....grab a snow shovel...clear out your driveway...try not to have a heart attack ...you then finish...begin to admire your hard work and then WTF !!! Good Ole' Mr Plow Driver comes and shoves it all back plus what he brought with him from down the street...lol...Enough to make that little vein in your forehead wanna burst like an over filled water balloon...Then like magic..all these colorful metafores take place of the way you were raised and you go against all you know is right and begin to scream obsenities that would make a sailor blush...lol...I ask you....Now can anyone here relate ??...Of course exceptions will be allowed for those of you that live in a warm tropical climate and you may refrain from comment because all you would be doing is speculating what you think it would be like.....rofl....So anyway....Thought with all this winter weather raging around me that it was a perfect time to present this little winter humor for your viewing pleasure...I'm not expecting any groundhog to see his shadow because he'd have to dig throught 2 feet of(CENSORED)snow and quite frankly I don't think the little bugger is up to the task..besides it's going to take at least till June to melt all this Shhhhhhh.....errrr...Stuff!... You all be safe....take care and pray my roof can hold all the weight of this historic snow event we are currently under..See you next time!...Hopefully....lol.... -=Will=- Created in Bryce 7 with post work in Adobe Elements 8....

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danapommet

8:27PM | Fri, 04 February 2011

It was the snowplow guy that used to do me in! Beautiful image and I won't mention how far south that I live. It is 9:30 PM EDT and 76 degrees. Don't get mad at me, Idid my time up north for my first 58 years, Dana

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velleman

8:56PM | Fri, 04 February 2011

Fabulous composition and atmosphere!

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Savage_dragon

9:26PM | Fri, 04 February 2011

We do get blasted with extremely heavy snow that covers even the trees & hurricane winds, however, they are few and far between. Well, at least the snow. I've seen the news & am shocked at what you are going through. The weather lately seems biblical. My prayers go out to you & all who are experiencing these 'trials'. Stay warm, my friend. Your humor helps. ")

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valtes

11:56PM | Fri, 04 February 2011

A lovely image and your words brought it to life!! :)

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MagikUnicorn

10:09AM | Sat, 05 February 2011

Excellent done

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nefertiabet

1:08PM | Wed, 09 February 2011

Wow, this is so wonderful, Bravo!!!

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