Yes I have gone completely mad lol, But we all need a lil fun in life or we would go mad. love ya all. Hugs xoxo... True story of Little Red and Mr wolf This is a news bulletin It was last reported that the big bad wolf terrorized Little Red and Grandma This report was unsubstantiated and slanderous against Mr. B.B. Wolf This was all an underhanded plot devised by the woodsman and Grandma. Little Red had turned down the Woodsman’s offer of marriage For she was in love with the Big Bad Wolf This was against the wishes of Grandma However unbeknownst to them Little Red and Mr. Wolf had already eloped . Grandma invited Mr. Wolf over for tea and crumpets There she started to scream out Saying she was being attacked The Woodsman was outside waiting in the snow for that signal Rushing in, he used his axe to chop off Mr. Wolf’s head Just as the head hit the floor, Little Red walked in. They told her that Mr. Wolf attacked Grandma It was all in self defense they claimed Little Red was devastated She knew the truth They had murdered her true love. Grandma and the Woodsman were in high standings in the Faerie Tale World So the story that they told was believed However thanks to the three blind mice The truth is finally seen. Grandma and the Woodsman have been arrested on murder charges The jury of the seven dwarfs announced just a few minutes ago that they are guilty The judge who was the gingerbreadman sentenced them to die at midnight in the witch’s oven. so the three little pigs and chesire cat carried them off. Little Red has said “I am satisfied with the verdict. It doesn’t bring my Wolfie back, but at least he can be at rest.” Now I will follow my heart and the yellow brick road and stop and smell the poppies along the way, and I shall visit the grave with tulips which were Mr. Wolf’s favorite, End of bulletin . ( She often remembers that cold cold day Mr. wolfie died as the snow fell and she laid there beside him ) Love,HeavensBlonde