Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (25)
LBAMagic
Awesome!
shellysummers
Way cool render ^_^
geechy72
Ooh love it! Roni
Maddelirium
Omg this is awesome!
anitalee
Excellent
KnightWolverine
Impressively Gothic!.......Very Nice!.... BTW....Happen to notice your name..... "Jackie Blue" (though you spell yours jakiblue) is one of my all time favorite groups from the 70's by the Ozark Mountain Daredevils off their 1974 album It'll Shine When It Shines....which I'm assuming is how you came about using it....if not....my bad...just thought to comment because it's a unique name and a cool song.....(smiles)...
alessimarco
~Incredibly creative! You have really taken off with this set! NIce work!~
bimm3d
very beautiful creation!!
Cimaira
You have created such wonderful images with a set that I looked at an went..hmmm...what could anyone do with that?? LOL, you've proven that a brillant creative mind can do quiet a lot with that lol Fantastic image.
SIGMAWORLD
Beautiful!
legolie
Fantastic work !
odile
This a stunning surreal work! Well done!
KYRA2410
Awesome work!!:)
rogue29730
Awesome scene !
MissKajunKitty
So Dark.....I Love It !!! ;)
RodolfoCiminelli
Fabulous and impressive work....!!!
Hubert
A somber beauty! Great scene!
DemonicaEvilius
You are def working that dress :) haha, wicked Jaki
texboy
hoop dress and big pile o' skulls.... wonderfully bizarro! good work!
kassad
Great Gothic scene. Excellent. B->
Shiroyama
now that your muse is back in force, i'd say we all benefit! excellent stuff!
thecytron
Xcellent composition!
vapo
Fantastic, creative work! Beautiful render... Vashek
loligagger
Excellent piece!!!!!!!!!!
HeatherT
An amazing and very creative scene! Has the drought broken like in Aussie?