Welcome to my bio. Guess you are interested who I am and where I get my weird ideas. Well I'm a retired teamster. Yup trucking company for 30 years. No I was not a driver but worked in the office. Had to do dock checks so I remember going out and having to use a pencil since it was sooooo cold ink was freeze..
Started doing Daz as a hobby to keep busy. From there I purchased a printer that can handle 13x19 prints. Have 11 hanging on my walls. Like to change them for the seasons. My favorite of course is Halloween.. I have no art experience or training so its been a long learning process. I am not shy to ask questions to the more experienced. How did you do that? What did you use? This is the way one learns.
Divorced. Living alone with my 2
cats. My 21 year old cat is in pet heaven since 1-14-2011. She led a good, long life with me..
My second love is playing Kingpin Life of Crime, a first person shooter online game. Oldie since it was released back in 1999. First of its kind with all the violence and yes swearing. Just too funny. . My hand/eye isn't what it use to be, but sometimes I win matches...Vita pats herself on the back :)
I was born in 1947 so you figure out my age. But if you tell anyone I'll have to kill you.
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Comments (14)
lonely_wolf
A pretty picture ... and a not so nice story. But it sounds as if you could laugh again.
mikeerson
I hope you shut the water off at the toilet and didn't panic - lol ... that's an easy fix, it's when the pipe bursts inside the wall and you don't know about it that's a pain.... You've been having all kinds of problems in the bathroom - lol... I bet that picture you did that I used as my background you'll never look at it the same - lol... I bet years from now when you see it, you'll hear that lady sitting on the toilet say: "Who's SEXY now?" LOL ...this last year more so than ever, I've made "funny" art to give people a smile, I hope I gave you a good laugh when you saw it - I've had a few friends here, even you make an upload where I'm part of the picture, it's cool... I had another idea how I was going to get you, but I wasn't sure if you'd laugh over that one - lol - but it too would of fit with my BUSTED story.... I think your girl in this one is staring at the computer image of you with big boobies - she's in magic mushroom shock = lol
Foink
Mushrooms...never tried them...LOL.Fantastic image.Sorry to hear about your water problems...you didn't use any Kingpin language when this happened,did you???
ArtistKimberly
Wonderful
willpee
No mushrooms, just morphine !! very cool.
Faemike55
I wish! Great image sorry to hear about the bathroom problems
Cimaira
Hope you got your water problems under control! Good thing you were home to catch it before it flooded the whole house! Wild looking image, kinda makes me dizzy, lol.
renecyberdoc
have you not a separate valve for the toilet inlet?? sorry to hear this troubles. good thing was that the dirty clothes got a pre-wash so to speak lol. or did you let drop "mikeersons" boobs the fat ones on the top of the sink and gave it a crack. in what position are you when using the toilet ?'just inquiring to see a way to avoid future problems......hehehe thumbs up babe.
UteBigSmile
OMG - poor sweetie @ renecyberdoc!
Crudelitas
Argh...That make me dizzy! Very nice psychedelic look^^
Minaya
Stunning scene! Sorry to hear about your problem!
missblue
Fantastic work !
vapo
Funny idea! If those mushrooms cause this hullabaloo I wanna take a bite too... :) Vashek
Rhanagaz
Fine and very creative render! You story not so good though... :o[