Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (17)
TooL_PePe
Jaw dropping gorgeous. A most brilliant piece!
mgtcs
Spectacular concept and render here, marvelous work!
fallen21
Wonderful work!
maraich
I knew you would do something fantastic and creepy with this! I love the antique look you gave to it. And you know, I was going to suggest you use a rat in the render, but kept my virtual mouth shut - didn't want to unduly influence you. But you must have read my mind anyway.
Propschick
I love inspiring people with models...this is just one of the reasons why! Love this!
crender
Raindroptheelf
Awesome!
Shiroyama
fantastic stuff!
odile
This is fun and well done!
silverarrow73
Creepy, and gothic, and a fecking great piccy!!!
anitalee Online Now!
Wonderful work
SIGMAWORLD
Sehr gute Bildkomposition!
Cimaira
Wonderfully surreal!
theSea
actually, you had me with the title on this one. the image definitely delivers. great work! (Particularly love the texture on the skirt)
loligagger
Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!
marineguy
very nice but not a gift I would give my kids....
Chaosphoto
goodness me, we have another wierdo like Jazzie lol. Great work :)