Having been born and raised in a tent just outside Leavesden Mental Asylum where both my parents were inmates, I always knew I was special. Even when I was at school I stood out from the crowd, some said it was because I was wearing a potato sack and they all had uniforms but I say it was personality that seperated me from the pack.
After leaving school I struggled to make a living for a while until a chance encounter with a street walker in Watford High Street. After that I made my fortune from call girls paying me not to sleep with them.Â
Despite my new found wealth I was still very lonely until one day I met a blind, deaf, mute woman with no sense of smell and had two very ugly children with her. Alas her sense of smell returned and once again I found myself alone. So if you're very ugly and have no self respect, give me a call. I'll let you buy me dinner.
Some of the above might be slightly misleading or entirely untrue.Â
I was raised in Leavesden, just outside Watford England. That much was true. They filmed Goldeneye at Leavesden Studios actually. Fascinating huh? It was a Rolls Royce aeroplane engine plant when I lived there. The bit about the two children was true, maybe not the ugly part but when you look at their parents...what hope did they have?
These days above all I write comic fantasies and spoofs of the whole ridiculous fantasy genre. You can find my feeble scribblings at futilefantasycreations.co.uk along with some textures for use with Poser or Daz.  There's a real terrible film we made on there too. Go see!
My Stats
D.O.B: 1st March 1971.
Hair: A distant memory.
Gender: Ugly man.
That's it. I've said too much.
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Comments (10)
Bossie_Boots
Makes me wonder what they are watching maybe the crow lol superb work !!
Dragonluna1
LOL! Maybe they're watching a flatulence contest!! Excellent to see you again, FF!!
Cimaira
LOL Your images are always a joy to look at, just the expressions and poses tell a story. This one is no exception, excellent work! So good to see you post again. I do hope this comment makes it up before "someone" remove the image, rofl ;p
ArtistKimberly
Beautiful image,
SIGMAWORLD
Sehr schön.
Mondwin
Gorgeous and cool done my friend!!!Bravissimo!V:DDD.Hugsxx Whylma
Seaview123
I think they need to rearrange the chairs in the family room. Girls need to spread out when their watching "Desperate Housewives" for ladies night. Nice work! (oh, and thanks for your comment on my last post, and to answer your question, my avatar is a submarine, not a flying thingy.) ^_^
Terrantula2
I think they're scared of whatever that is on the plate. Looks like a liver...or a lung. Nice cups though, love the Futile's Nightclub logo, very well done. Seriously though, it's quite a nice picture. I mean... Nice!!! :D
DukeNukem2005
This is a wonderful!
JeanneDeau
Bravo for having the patience and skill to create the video - I've found such projects to be far more difficult and time consuming than one would think.