The LHC incident by Hubert
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Description
Woody visited the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) at Cern... and trouble started soon afterwards there.
Unlike all the human site technicians, Woody *immediately* noticed the obviously defective LHC: Those (presumed high-skilled) engineers had built such an amazing and expensive machinery, but obviously so sloppy, that it damaged all atom samples!! Infuriating, simply incredible!!!!
Therefore Woody decided to secretly repair all broken atoms and to finetune the LHC afterwards, to avoid further such defects. He was sure that his unexpected assistance would considerably surprise nuclear physicists, worldwide. Maybe they would appreciate his efforts enough to grant him a free ride *inside* that cool machine?!
But first, he would gather some of those cute tiny Black Holes (found under the detector) to offer them at eBayPay as cool waste-baskets for hightech-nerds.
DISCLAIMER:
- Black HOLE effects cannot occur in reality, because Earth actually *is* FLAT, as current results of the LHC proved!
- Cern is now off-limits for all Woodies. According intrusion-detectors got installed along the perimeter of the LHC, although this nearly doubled its final costs.
QUESTION to the viewers:
Anybody interested in softly glowing Woodies, serving as garden gnomes to brighten your dull Autumn evenings? ;)
Scene details:
- Bryce4 scene and render. No postwork besides of slightly adjusting contrast and brightness.
- Woody is the Poser4 mannequin figure (re-textured and posed in Bryce).
- LHC, piping, atoms, traffic cones and most other objects are Bryce primitives/booleans.
- One of my current Bryce abstract doodles was used as bitmap-texture for the LHC detector.
- Black Hole effect/mesh created in C4D, textured in Bryce.
- Dolly cart mesh from Carrara2 model CD.
- PhotoImpact10 for lettering and creating various bitmap textures.
Comments (33)
ThunderStone
LOL... You've got some imagination on you... I'm so glad I saw this before I got my morning coffee. Otherwise you would owe me a new computer monitor... LOL!
peedy
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fantastic idea and image! Lovely lighting. Love all the glowing going on. And yes, plase: I'd like some glowing woodies. :-D Thanks for the laugh!! Corrie
grafikeer
LOL...very funny,and very creative!
ladylake Online Now!
LOL, this is very funny. Yes, I will take a few of the glowing woodies.
papasmrfe
Hehe! I would love to have a glowing woody. (I can use him as a night-light.) I'll also take one of those black holes (... so many uses) and, assuming that white holes are the opposite of black holes, I'd like one of those as well. I'm hoping it will be strong enough to repel junk-mail, and those pesky door-to-door solicitors. Nice work!
Bothellite
My wife got a "farting Gnome" for the outdoor garden -- would-a-woody provide similar features? I could dig a Black Hole. But I want my Woody pre-splintered. I forgot to mention - this is some really cool modeling.
claude19
I enjoyed your text before the picture! a nice satire of science omniscient! very COOL modelling and wonderful scene !
jophoto
This is so funny! Excellent work!
Ancel_Alexandre
Excellent one, really funny! ^^
applebob1
nice
bazza
Lol excellent image, glow in the dark woodies now there's a novelty item..
PatGoltz
ROFL! Woody, the Luddite. Those radiation signs haven't been harmed, though.
Bossie_Boots
Lol superb work !!
bebopdlx
Lmao, excellent work
Rhanagaz
Wonderful idea and very funny work! :o)
soffy
:):) wonderful work****
rayag
Another very cool work!!!
farmerC
Exellente creation.
mininessie
lol...great one...perhaps a glowing woody should be funny!
carlx
Very-very cool!!!
dochtersions Online Now!
Looks like a lot of fun here :D. Clever art and imagination.
cricke49
lol, your head is severly damaged my friend, what morbid sense of humor you have! love it! your woodies are so funny they bring tears to my eyes cause i'm laughing so hard!:)*5
Grizabella
Stunning... and very creative!
bobbystahr
ROTFLMFAO....Nuff said here. nought I can add. .. ...
crender
Xcellent!!!
KaToFel
Seen by me too...
Radar_rad-dude
Oh, Hubert! This is just too funny! I just love it!!!!! Totally FANTASTIC!!!!!
psyoshida
Lol, so funny. I love this. Superb work as always.!!!
blondeblurr
Can't trust anyone to build 'things' perfectly anymore - it's not part of the Higgs Boson particle & fabric of reality - and no such thing as a free ride either! or would you? or should that read woody you really prefer to become flat and fall off the edge of yourself? oops ... you are a riot! Kudos! BB
kbrog
Fantastic work on this scene! :)