After a foiled attempt to steal the crown jewels of Dolrane elf thief Naira has found herself yet again in a familiar dungeon cell. It looked just as it was the last time she occupied it. (and that looked like the same rat too.) Oh well, escaping from this cell shouldn’t be any more difficult than the last twenty two times. It would be a simple matter of getting the guard to open the cell once she shows him her…. Oh here he comes now. The door to the dungeon opened and Naira heard the footsteps of the guard coming down the steps. She readied to have her top “malfunction” when she then realized…. HER GUARD WAS A WOMAN! The Amazonian guard walked down and set a plate of food on the table. She then sat and started eating. (isn’t that Naira’s lunch?) This was a real thorn in her escape plan. How in the name of Aldess the nurturer who’s divine kindness blessed her with this wondrous bosom is she going to pull off a breakout now? Well, maybe the guard was one of those with an eye for the ladies…..