When I was about half the age I am now I went through a phase of writing poetry, although I hasten to add that I very rarely used rhyming couplets like this and tended to generate blank verse! However now I am older and not so wiser I seem to have degenerated to the point of merely taking the piss! Hence todays godawful doggerel! I'm sorry to say I didn't acknowledge the flashlight intelli-props by Andrew Tower (Web Wizard 2010) which Ifound through Rendo's freebie's section. Also visible on this page is Werts adaption of Bluto's false Balok figure. For those not familiar with this creature it appeared in an episode of Star Trek TOS (always sounds rude to me) and was an effigy made by some obnoxious alien boy to fool captain kirk. There, just ruined the plot for you, though I doubt if there is anyone within forty light years of earth who hasn't seen the original series of star trek at least twenty times. WERTS seems to have vanished from ShareCG, which is a damn pity as he put out some excellent stuff. He took Bluto's original figure and gave it some face morphs that increase its range of acting to almost Clive Owen standards. See y'all! Android