------------- Stacked Deck – The Perils of Penelope

I should have known. Once we’d hooked back up with the Night Raptors, it took like twelve seconds for Lana and Miri to fall madly in lust,… again. It was as if the two of them simply had to see what they could do next to outdo the other. Of course, everyone for five kingdoms knew what Miri did for a living, at least in front of the camera. But something Miri didn’t do quite as good as Lana was fight. It took another twelve seconds for Lana to come up with a way to use that to her advantage.

In a rather sweaty and memorable evening at Raptor Place after we returned from the fortress of the Giant King with the Elven Mindstone, Lana finally got her mitts on Nimrod. It took another twelve seconds for the tripod dwarf to sign her up as a star in a whole series of stories. I, of course, had a little hand in that. To help her out, I came up with a long winded story based on her own escape from Hellenia and her adventures in Viridia before joining the Stacked Deck. I changed the name and we embellished the sex quite a bit, added some campy fight scenes here and there for no obvious reason than to show off Lana’s bulging muscles. Seemed Penelope was a name that worked better with the title. Nimrod started filming a few weeks later. Their first erotic crystal vid, the Perils of Penelope, featured not only Lana’s muscle and fighting prowess, but her more intimate arts as well.

Maybe there’s something in this crystal vid business. Now, if I can convince Nimrod to pay me for the story ideas and maybe even include some of my music to boot,…

I can see it now.

Open on a scene of Lana swinging her swords, scantily clad.

Symphonic, soaring music surges.

Narrator speaks,… deep baritone voice.

“The Power, the passion,… her cleavage will change the world.”

Hey, Nimrod. Call my people. We’ll do lunch.

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