Greetings: Thanks for visiting my page here at Renderosity. My real name is Clayton. I am Canadian, living in Southern Ontario. I suppose you could describe me as a middle aged man, not at all wealthy and working as a "sort of" public servant in computer support. Putting those three factors together you could also conclude that I'm too stupid to get a real job.
I will also say that I am old enough to remember the line, "Danger is my business", when I was half my current size (vertically) and sat down on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons. Hands up all those who can remember that. And while were on the subject of old, obscure cartoons, hands up those who watched Rocket Robin Hood. But those shortcomings have been balanced by the fact that I still have all my hair. AND, except for the occasional errant strand, it's still its original colour - BONUS! Take that, all you "Mr. Perfect"s out there who got all the girls in university.
My work is largely done with Poser. With Poser, I've noticed that I have a habit of diving into projects without fully realizing the overall complexities of the tasks which I create for myself. Hence the avatar I use which also symbolizes my 'chosen' profession rather well. Still, I hope you enjoy some of my images here.
In addition to Poser, I have also posted a number of digital photographs. For the most part these images are of the streetcars (electric trolleys, trams or light rail) that operate in the City of Toronto - near to where I live. Toronto has a long history of streetcar operation and is one of the few North American cities that has retained and developed its streetcar network into the present day. Unlike many other cities that are now having to rebuild their networks.
I have adopted the handle 'KatesFriend' for my work here at Renderosity. The reason is mostly due to the fact that 'Katie' was the first Poser character with which I worked. Well that, and the name Clayton appeared to be already in use here.
I discovered Poser quite by accident. A friend gave me a copy of Poser 6 for my birthday. At the time I had no experience with 3D image rendering and no interest. I also had no computer suitable to implement the package. A 100MHz Pentium 1 with 16MB of RAM and a 36kbaud internal modem running Windows 95, USED to be cutting edge Buster. So, the box sat on the shelf for a while (months) until I could install it on a computer capable of running it. Well. I had to BUY the computer first, then install the software. Then, I was hooked.
I have also provided a couple of small contributions to the Free Stuff section. My favourite is the Glowy Orb: 101 uses. It can be the thruster glow for an Eagle transport from Moonbase Alpha. A sparkly light bulb on a Christmas tree. Or just a shiney mystical ball for your cat to play with. Remember, the Glowy Orb is your friend.
Glowy Orb My thanks to the various tutorial authors that showed me how to create this useful material. PS. I should point out that Eagles were never actually depicted with glowing thrusters on Space: 1999. Nor did they ever fly in front of stars or planets when depicted in full flight. Saves a lot on production costs that way. But they were still pretty cool space ships.
Comments (30)
KatesFriend
His name is Ching by the way. He is siamese, if you please.
MagikUnicorn
TO CUTE LOVE IT....COLD IN MONTREAL THIS MORNING...
evielouise
This is too darn cute and of course it's nothing to do with nudity??lol
Fidelity2
It is a great expression. I thank you for it. 5+!!
barryjeffer
Love this! LMAO!!! Great Humor, excellent render!
magnus073
Clayton, this one absolutely had me rolling. Fantastic work on this hilarious image my friend. I'm holding back any questionable references that are fighting to come out
mgtcs
Ohhh...so cute my friend, adorable composition, loved it!
drifterlee
This is really cute!!!!!!2
PHELINAS
Scene very cute.I like very much!Bravo
flavia49
LOL!! fantastic scene
mejed
a true masterpiece. :)
TdaC
LOL Fun idea
Faemike55
I am biting my tongue and refraining from typing the words Great capture
sandra46
AMAZING CREATION! GREAT IMAGE!
Minda
This is sooo cute clayton..:)
nitegrafix
Very cool piece. Well done.
jocko500
need to read this then and get him off of porn http://thepinkcross.org/ real cute
jif3d
Hmm, thought that's what the internet was designed for...XXX PORN XXX ! LOL So that's a good Kitty from me and take a raise from petty cash ! ~Cheers~
eportscreations
:) Very funny!
Rhanagaz
He, he!!! Wonderful introducion in the thumbnail and this!!! Excellent work!!! :o)
1010
hehehe, so very cute!
Deane
Great idea and well put together my friend. Still laughing as I type. Excellent work!
npauling
This is so well done and I love the humour it has really made me chuckle. I love your officemate he looks so cute and cuddly. I wish you all the best for your certification exam too.
ragouc
Cool idea....
erlandpil
so cute erland
teffo
Brilliant! George/Teffo
goldie
ROTFL! this is exactly what i need ATM...thank you :)
ACue
Reminds me of my old, now closed web site, the Eroticat Homepage. It had a good run. 10 years. But had to shut it down. It was all about kitty porn like this!! LOL!
romangirl
Cute and funny!
chimera46
Dirty Dirty cat porn.