A Murder Most Foul ;) by moonhawk

Bryce • Seasonal/Holiday • posted on Oct 05, 2012

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A MURDER MOST FOUL reporter: What happened here? sheriff: Ye Gods, one of the worst murders I've had to investigate and goriest crime scenes; one of my rookies threw up when he saw it. reporter: How is the investigation going? sheriff: Well, we've already formed a task force, a big one. Ballistics is looking at the slug to see if they can find out what kind of gun was used and if there are any matches from other crimes. reporter: Slug? Just one from all of this? What about the rest of the shots? I mean, look at the door, man! sheriff: Hell, it only took one shot to kill poor Jack! We aren't worried about what happened inside; so a cheating husband got shot a dozen times by his wife. Big deal. It's Jack's murder that takes precedent over everything else. I mean, who would want to kill Jack? Who indeed? house - dbarry, lantern - stoner The lawn care sign is part of a running joke around here. Hubby owns a lawn care service and, like the plumber's wife with a dripping faucet, our yard looks like no one lives here!