Consequences Of Drinking by MrGorf
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VEENA: Is that really carbonated olive oil?
PMUR: Yeah, but with a dash of linseed oil thrown in for flavor.
VEENA: Ooh, edgy.
PMUR: Yeah, well, the Hitchhiker's Guide says that drinking a Gargle Blaster is like getting hit in the head with a gold brick wrapped in lemon. Are you sure you want to drink that?
VEENA: I'll let you know once I try it. Cheers! [drinks]
PMUR: Well?
VEENA: [choke] Smooth!
PMUR: Are you okay?
VEENA: Yeah, it's just... I can't feel my tongue. Is it...?
PMUR: Don't worry, it didn't dissolve.
VEENA: That's good. Ah, I can see my breath. It's all wavy. Is that real?
PMUR: Actually, I can see it too. Weird. You're brave. There's no way I would... [burp] Oh, excuse me.
RED ALIEN: [lights cigarette]
***FOOM!!!***
VEENA: I wouldn't call it a gold brick. More like a fireball.
PMUR: Unngh......
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By request! By the way, the "[choke] Smooth!" gag is one I used to see on TV a lot back in the day. They never do that one anymore...
Comments (5)
Faemike55
Interesting scene and dialogue. I agree that 'tis a shame that the [choke] smooth line isn't used anymore. Very good work
ragouc
Cool characters. Well done.
T.Rex
Ah! Finally we get to see the consequences of these fantastic drinks! Lighting the cigarette lights the exhaust gas and "FOOM!!", the smoker is blown away! Carbonated olive oil with linseed oil - what a bowel greaser (and with the added pressure from the carbonation). Quick! Out of her way! As for "choke - Smooth!", what a cute deceptive comment! And the Gargle Blaster, takes one's breath away and replaces it with "wavey gas". Hmmm... that's a new one. And the "FOOM!", a fire ball from the wavey breath. Also a cool idea! Er, 3 glasses on the counter - did she actually dring THAT MANY? Now, I wonder if there was any material damage to the locale, and if so, WHO had to pay? The cigarette smoker or our heroines? This really gave me a laugh! We could have more fun with these drinks - like, how do they affect different biological systems/life forms? Unexpected consequences at the bar (evil laughter). Keep up the good work! :-)
KatesFriend
Yes, but the question remains, who exactly when up in flames? Perhaps all? Nice clever scene. Glad to see you've accurately predicted alcohol's intoxicating effect upon certain carbon based life forms.
cricke49
lmao, i love this one, love the dialogue and the super characters you used, excellent image render and pov!:)*5