Following bmac62's recent revelation, regarding serious security issues at The Plant,( if you missed it you can catch up here.. http://www.renderosity.com/mod/gallery/index.php?image_id=2412263&user_id=585430&member&np), I was gripped with an overwhelming urge to do....nothing at all really.However, having given it some thought, I decided that 'beefing up' security might not be a bad idea. I consulted Hugh Fernley Whithingsmalls, our local security expert and poultry sexer, he suggested the 'Welsummer', a particularly vicious breed of chicken.It seems that, during the Middle-Ages, the Welsummer was a religious icon and so protected.However following an accident, involving 2 gallons of ale and a pig cart, one of the venerated birds was killed.Fearing the wrath of the church, the drunk driver cooked and ate the evidence, and discovered the Welsummer was delicious.Word spread quickly and packs of hungry peasants set out to trap and kill the feathered feast.It was now the true nature of the beast was revealled, the green fields around Snotting-on-the-Wold ran red with blood.....peasant blood.The Welsummer achieved a kill ratio of 11:1 and the peasants began to have second thoughts.It was decided that easier game, such as wild boar and wolf, would have to do and these furry, friendly (compared to the Welsummer) creatures were wiped out. I'll have to spend the next couple of days standing over a batch of eggs as it is important I am the first thing they see, the Welsummer chicks will take me for their Mother/Father figure on first sight, allowing me a small degree of protection, after that, anyone and anything is fair game.For anyone planning an uninvited visit, I MAY have written this weeks ago and the Welsummer is leathal at 2 days old......