"Listen kid...I ain't been proud for some things in my life but the Serano case I took back in 1973 takes the cake. I never worked for the Mob or anyone close to them but Pete Serano was posing as a white dove on his way to Congress. Serano had some dirt under his carpet and there were some photos of him that would change his wardrobe permanently to striped pyjamas. Serano paid well and all I had to do was to recover the photos from another private eye that had 'em. Her name was Joan Walker and I found a way to hold her tied up in her office till late night. Her small but very neat apartment smelled of perfume and booze, hehe my kind of smell. I went first for the underwear drawers to start searching when I heard keys jiggling outside the door. I catwalked as fast as I could between a curtain in her livingroom and I was peeping through the shadows. Joan was a gorgeous brunette with a small waist and big watery eyes. My throat felt dry as she started to take off her clothes..." Note: "Dickless Tracy" is slang for a female detective originating obviously from Dick Tracy whose first name was given in token of its being a slang expression for "detective." This is traced back to Prohibition and might have started originally in Canada and then brought to the US by rumrunners of that era.