BOWLING BALL UNEARTHED by BLUESTONE

Mixed Medium • Humor • posted on May 27, 2013

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An ancient bowling ball was discovered by workers excavating for a strip mall in Renton, Washington. An unprecedented find, the ball's oversized and widely-spaced holes indicate that it's owner had large hands with fat fingers, possibly a Neanderthal. Cries went up an hour later as a huge disk, eight feet in diameter, was unearthed; possibly the world's first and largest pizza stone. Speculation runs high as to whether Renton may be built on what was once the site of the ancient town of Bedrock, the holy grail of archaeologists and Flintstone fans alike. Model from Sculptris