Once upon a time I was born on a weird planet full of crazy people hellbent on proving that the theory of evolution, laws of physics, rational thinking and good behavior didn’t apply to them.
Over time I thought it might get better, but honestly… I have no idea what the hell is wrong with these people.
But anyway… here I am a lot older now… not really much wiser, but a hell of a lot more annoyed.
Which is good I suppose because the more annoyed one is the more alert you are and it pays to be alert...
You are a lot less likely to get eaten by a sewer alligator, fall into an open pit of lava or buy an NFT if you stay alert and keep your mind clear.
Sorry if you like NFTs… they are a scam and by now that should be obvious.
But if you enjoy them or snuggling with venomous reptiles or other things that might seem like questionable activities, then good for you if that makes you happy.
Life is short, so do what makes you happy.
But, right… back to the bio thing.
I don’t honestly know the point of this, but now you know something about me which I suppose in the grand scheme of the universe makes no difference at all.
So there you have it, I’m assuming nobody will ever read this and if they do, kudos to you for being curious and exploring.
Since you are a curious individual and probably often search for new ideas and wisdom, I’ll impart to you a bit of wisdom shared with me by a sentient roller skate wearing cephalopod on Asmurak 7… “A man who fills his pants with hamsters is never truly alone”.
He was drunk, he didn’t wear pants and hamsters are only a close approximation of the creatures he referenced, but I think you get the meaning.
Something about “as long as you have friends you are never alone”… or maybe Crooleevloks are a kind of parasite… I didn’t think about that before…
Pants parasites…
Yeesh.
Okay, that was a bad bit of wisdom… however true it is.
I mean, friends are had to make, but parasites are easy to collect and they’ll never leave you voluntarily… so maybe he was right.
I dunno… you figure that out.
This concludes my bio, I hope you enjoyed it.
Please remember to brush your teeth and be kind to small animals.
Good day.