------------- Villainess Pinups – Zervia

Next in our line of wondrous wenches, something borrowed and something blue,… Hobgoblin blue that is. Meet Colonel Zervia Rayek of the 141st Battalion, Adjutant under General Adleville Dranix.

To say “under General Dranix” may be a bit of a giveaway, as she’s been known to sleep her way to the top when outright assassination doesn’t work. Ambitious, oversexed and fond of huge explosions, she treats her enemies and lovers the same. They always go out with a bang.

Zervia likes long forced marches, goose stepping troops, tight black outfits and book burning rallies. Her perfect date starts with a military execution of deserters and local villagers, and usually ends in the dungeon torture chamber. She does love a good melee, but keeps lots of Clean Cantrips and Cleanse spells handy, as she really hates having brains and blood dried in her hair. A long hot bath and a tankard of Drow estraya round out the perfect evening for this blue bottomed beotch.

It has been rumored she’s been seen with a particular Hellspawn bad boy, but they both claim it’s just Nomog-Geaya’s business. After all, as ranking WarPriestess of the southern Hobgoblin armies, she’s got a lot of pull with the goblinoid Gods and their Hellish minions. With these kinds of connections, and the fighting skill and strength to crush a dragon’s head in one swing, can a promotion be far behind? The mighty General Korbaryeager of The Nine had better watch out. Someone’s gunning for your command.

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