------------- Villainess Pinups – The Conjurer

Another human villainess that falls somewhere in the “we really don’t know” category is the mysterious figure known only as “The Conjurer”. Let’s just call her TC for short.

Little is known about this buxom badie. She lives somewhere in the east of Equideyea and is rumored to have enslaved the entire countryside around her impenetrable castle. She apparently lives up to her moniker, as the place is surrounded by an assortment of summoned monsters and magically bound fiends. She also goes by the name of “The Bone Lady” though she wouldn’t reveal exactly why she got that tag. Her perverted grin was enough to get us to change the subject.

Despite her reputation and the many rumors surrounding her mystique, TC opened up that she isn’t that much different than other girls,… girls with the magical power to overthrow nations and crack the planet’s core, that is. She prefers quiet nights at home, studying arcane lore and forbidden tomes, gentle, sweet wine from Atheae, and bare skin in front of a warm fire on a cold, rainy night.

Fluent in twenty two languages and a master of eleven different scientific fields, she’s been on the cutting edge of the paratech revolution of the last fifty years. Self taught, or so she claims, she’s avoided publishing any works for concern over her anonymity. However, we have it under good authority that she has also mastered Krell magic and thus the source of her education is likely one of the great Krellcasters of history, famous or infamous.

Her experience and firsthand knowledge would indicate she’s at least seventy, but she appears to be no more than thirty or so. Likely the liberal application of transmutation magics. Her exceptional figure would support that assertion. There’s also a rumor that she suffered some kind of life changing accident with a poorly worded Wish spell not long ago, but she wouldn’t go into details.

Her perfect date starts with your arrival at her castle a bit after sunset, where she will wine and dine you to her heart’s content. She doesn’t go out, and with all the wealth of the world at her finger tips,… what she can’t buy, she can simply create out of thin air,… why would she? So, a long night in, and if she likes you, you never know. Nobody’s complained yet,… of course, they’ve never found the bodies either.

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