Awhile ago it occurred to me what could happen if we were to start referring to a woman's boobs as reasons, mostly for a comedy value. Think about it, let's say your woman is pestering you about something. Like going to a strip club, watching porn, screwing her sister/best friend, that sort of thing. Now you can say you were doing it all because reasons. And you'd be completely honest because "because reasons' was why you were doing it. Plus it'd be a sneaky way to complement a woman's chest in a way that makes you sound nice. You could call her reasonable but you aren't talking about her opinions or personality. Or if you two are trying to decide something you could say "well you have good reasons..." and then fill in the blank with whatever you want to. Or if she's trying to explain something she's doing you could see "well I like your reasons". Luckily for the sake of women everywhere, this will never catch on... and I like the term wub-wubs better.