Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
Comments (12)
Ralfromgens
I like this image
Cyve
Amazing and marvelous creation !
twingo
Great looking image.
ronmolina
Well done!
giulband
fine portrait
maraich
You get more use out of the rat than any other artist I know. You also manage to take hair that I'd never think of using in a million years and make it look way cool. Those wings are cool also - are they painted? This would look fantastic on my wall. You should upload it to Redbubble.
HeatherT
Awesome work! Very original and compelling
ArtistKimberly
Very Gorgeous,
texboy
Eerily delicious, Jaki....well done!
donnena
Extremely cool and fun image!
GrandmaT
Great job!
loligagger
Lovely image!!!!!!