FAWN EXPLAINS IT ALL: The guys in this here town are morons. I mean, why on Earth do they keep passin' over someone as hot as me in favor of fat chicks like Robin an' ugly chicks like Autumn? Maybe they're intimidated by my beauty. Or maybe Robin and Autumn are just sluts, an' I got me some man standards. Who can say. Recently, I done heard someone sayin' that beauty and "cuteness" are really two separate concepts. Now, I sure ain't one to be a doormat, but, maybe there's something to this whole cute thing. I guess I can try to be a little more vulnerable and receptive. Why not. Let's see what happens. An' to all the hot guys out here - I mean, hot guys with decent jobs and decent cars - I know I got me a... memorable personality, an' that don't work in my favor 100% o' the time. But, I tell y'all what: I ain't once in my life punched a man, an' that's gotta count for somethin'. Call me.