Not the brightest bulb in the box. by badgerorg

Poser • Humor • posted on Dec 08, 2013

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Once the infamous Grey Aliens with the big eyes and bulbous heads were proven to exist, a lot of things fell into place. Spielberg somehow got a contract that dates back to the making of Close Encounters of the Third Kind in 1977. He could not tell anyone because of a confidentiality contract, but the U.S. Government still wonders how Steven beat them to the prize. After the thousands upon thousands of abductions and probing examination of humans, we finally learned they could pass through walls and doors that we consider solid. That is how they got into peoples houses without breaking in. That is as long as they were nude. There own bodies could be made to pass between the molecules of walls, but they could not make cloth behave the same way. Not that going nude bothered the Greys. In fact the first major communication hurdle was convincing them that they had to wear clothes in public. Although as a race they were more advanced than we were, as individuals they were not the brightest bulbs in the box, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, or however you choose to express their mental shortcomings. As the three Greys here show, robbing a pharmacy two doors down from a police station, isn't the best decision. Why they wear the mask we were a bit confused by. To most humans, they all look the same. I do not mean that in a racist way. Since they are a different species, not race, could the comment even be considered racist. Or would it become a speciesist comment. Any way, back to the subject at hand. Do they think the mask somehow conceals the fact they are not humans. Worst of all, the pharmacy was open, so they didn't have to have one of the team get naked to pass through the glass. They robbed the place of Nyquil, which is like a narcotic to them. Not understanding all they had to do was buy it, and they did not need a prescription. So everyone would easily remember the getaway car, they used a bright red El Camino, with their own license plates.And to think, we were worried about our place in the universe. This render is yet another of my attempts to break Poser Pro 2012, I kept loading more and more models, and huge custom textures. For your information, Poser Pro gets to the point you cannot move object my turning the dials, or using the mouse to move an object or figure. The lag time gets to be around three seconds or so. When you think you are to the place you want, you actually passed it a few seconds ago. The only way to move figures and objects is keying in by hand the new numbers that are normally changed with the dials. If you are thinking I am just running a weak PC, it has 8 cores, 16 gigs of Cosair's fasted RAM, a solid state HDD for the primary drive and cache, and is over-clocked from 3.1 Ghz to 4.0 Ghz. I just get a picture in my head that is what I want, and I won't give up until I get there.