Coffee - I love it! by Kaartijer

PhotoShop • Food • posted on Dec 28, 2013

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Hello y'all! Just playing with my favorite coffee brands. Thanks for stopping by! Oh yeah, I got this joke... A blonde has a job interview. She is asked her age and she starts counting using her fingers, then she says "21". Next question her height. She takes a measuring tape and after a while she figured out her height, and tells the guy "5ft 8inches". The guy asks what's her name. She thinks deeply, starts shaking her body and humming quietly. Finally she says "My name is Maria!". The guy look at her for few seconds, then tells her "Well, I understand you didn't know your age and you had to use your fingers to count it, I understand that you didn't know your height and you had to take measurements just today, but what's with that dancing and humming about your name?" The blonde explains "I was singing Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear..."

Comments (19)

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Richardphotos

7:36PM | Sat, 28 December 2013

very funny joke. did you hear the one about "how is Christmas and a job alike? you work hard to accomplish quality work and a fat man in a suit takes credit for it" good to see you post and happy new year

Kaartijer

7:40PM | Sat, 28 December 2013

LOL! I didn't know it... it's a good one! Happy New Year!

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danapommet

7:38PM | Sat, 28 December 2013

My favorite brand is there sooooooo - I like your creation! Just like the old days - I always enjoyed your jokes!

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RodS

8:07PM | Sat, 28 December 2013

That reminds me - time for a good cuppa...... :-D I'm addicted to Starbuck's Dark French Roast.... oh, yeah! There's a place in Tyler, Texas called Coffee City USA (www.coffeecityusa.com). They have a coffee called Blueberry Crumbcake that is absolutely to DIE for! Assuming you like blueberry, of course. Excellent graphics - superbly done! LOL @ the joke..

Kaartijer

8:14PM | Sat, 28 December 2013

I've been just once in Tyler, but I didn't know about this coffee place... I'm addicted to Starbucks also...

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