Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (19)
gordon3d
A truly wonderful image - very vibrant. Like an illustration from a children's book. Also like the Zebra rat!
jakiblue
thank you very much, gordon3d! That pesky little zebra rat pushes his way into a lot of my art - I think he's the Boss of my Runtime. :D
1971s Online Now!
Wow. this is a very beautiful image!
jakiblue
thank you! :D
ArtistKimberly
Incredibly Fantastic,
jakiblue
thank you :D :D
Chaosphoto
oh dear, yes you have but I like it :)
jakiblue
LOL! I always feel a bit strange when I go cute grin Thank you!
Tisket
haha, what a great image. Love the zebra rat.
Tisket
I think you should feature the zebra rat in his very own image, lol.
donnah
beautiful, wonderful colours....
ansgar2
-----wOw----- --AWESOME--
HeatherT
This is so wonderful; a super idea with brilliant and amazing composition and posing. That one-arm handstand is extraordinary yet utterly convincing. . . .
donnena
playfully delightful image! LOVE the pose!
mirrorofsoul
Cool dynamic work and i love the colors (+ the light ;)
bebopdlx
Wonderfully done.
Seahorse
Beautiful!!! Fantastic image!!!
Mysterio2013
Superbly done!
GrandmaT
Wonderful!
regeer Online Now!
Super.
Thetis
very enchanting scene! splendid work
Tremelo
This is just wonderful. One great thing about Masha is that she wears smiles really well, and you have created a wonderful context for her to show off. Truly delightful and infectious, just 100% outstanding.
diastrophus
Completely captivating! Love how playful and bright this is
Kazam561
Very fun!