Spanky's Paddle - Call Me Safety by JMichaelPiper

PaintShop Pro • Comics/Cartoons • posted on May 18, 2014

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"Spanky's Paddle - Call Me Safety" *This is a true story...in cartoon form... My girlfriend, at 1:35 am Sunday night Monday morning, Early...gets up and says she going to go walk six long blocks down to the 7-11 to get some beer before 2:00 am. Now I don't live in the safest part of the city in Los Angeles, California, but not the worst either. And my truck...long story, another time...no ride right now, there...so I think to myself, 'wtf, my leg is undergoing treatment after my mild heart attack, I can't go and she knows it' so I say, "I'll slow you down and you're nuts...I can't go." So she says to me, "I know, I gotta go right now tho...Here, hand me your cell phone...so I can call you to let you know I'm OK...and when I get back!" Think about this one..you should be laughing right now! Heheheee!!! Now that is an authentic 'Blonde' line if I ever heard one and would make a perfect joke! Well I'm happy to report, She made it back just fine...(You should still be laughing!)...I am and I've read over and again to make sure I typed it all ok, no typos...lol Of course I had to read it back to her...I wasn't going to be sneaky and hide it or something. Blonde girls, women, bitches...which ever they/you whosoever they are, are so very unique from the rest of the rest. Yes the ones I've met, known, slept with or have had as a friend, are such different personalities from the rest...the reasons are, they are a few types of blondes first off...you have the platinum blond, the blond blonde, the light blonde, the dark blond and the dyed blonde...there are some very smart blondes, but also the dingy dumb blondes, which is something that pretty much everyone on this planet knows! Well my girlfriend is a very beautiful, naturally long yellow blonde and normally is quite smart for a 'blonde' but today when she said she'll take my phone and then she can call me to let me know she's OK, was just such an off the wall statement from her that there was No Way I was going to let it slip by un-noticed...she also said she thought about that on the walk to the store and felt like a dummy for what she said...I just asked her what she had been smoking and could I have some too! LOL You know, out of everything I have on and about my body, there are only two things that are healthy and I'm very much happy I have them. My lips, first because what my girlfriend makes me do with them...And the second is the obvious of which all of you thought I'd say first...The cock-a-doddle-do...she does take good care of them. But I take good care of her Kitty, and when it purrs, then I know she's a Happy Cat! Have a good laugh! J.Michael Piper AnimateMotions.Com™ Spanky's Paddle™©2014 John Michael Piper All Rights Reserved J.MichaelPiper©1994 - 2014 All Rights Reserved

Comments (3)

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Faemike55

6:10PM | Sun, 18 May 2014

I had to read that several times to make sure that I had in fact read that story correctly I then read your notes and yep! I had. I'm glad that you are recovering well and that your lady friend is taking VERY good care of you!

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GrandmaT

6:21PM | Sun, 18 May 2014

This is a sure fire giggle, and more so because it's true! Being a former blond fading into Senior moments, I fully understand her. We are 50 Shades of Crazy.

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