A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar..... by blinkings
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Description
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home.
As he's leaving, the man is approached by the barkeeper who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"
"Hmph," says the man. "That's not a lion -- it's a giraffe."
Comments (12)
Adobe_One_Kenobi
Great shot and gag mate. I know another bloke and animal joke Man walks into a pub with a frog on his shoulder Barman says "How long has that horrible thing been there?" Frog says "It started as a wart on my ass"
durleybeachbum
Thankyou both fir the bedtime laugh!
MrsRatbag
ROFLMAO! I needed that! Great photo too...
bebopdlx
:-) So cool.
beachzz
"and he asks for a long neck beer"
jayfar
I don't know how you had the neck Andrew !! Nice shot though.
kgb224
Amazing capture my friend. God bless.
Cyve
Fantastic shot once again !!!
Richardphotos
very funny joke and one of my favorite African animals.very beautiful
debbielove
Ho Ho! Joke so early in the day.. Thanks mate! Great shot as well, very good capture. Rob
Faemike55
great jokes Cool picture
danapommet
I like the look that you are getting and beautiful markings.