Adapted from a DeviantART journal entry. Shion is no longer in denial over the seemingly crash-and-burn Chicago Bears football season. :P Opinions by Shion do not necessarily reflect those of the author. NOTE: Added link to Lamarr Houston's sack dance fail. NOTE 2: Changed title and edited info to make clear I (and Shion) was talking about American football. ***** I don't feel like talking about another Chicago Bears meltdown. I'm sure Jay Cutler especially wouldn't want to talk about it. Maybe Shion would? Shion: *rolls eyes* Is that a yes? Shion: I'm mad at you, Wesley. Here we go. Shion: Just HOW long have you had that new laptop, Wesley? You know how complicated these things are, Shion. Transferring the runtimes would NOT have been a cakewalk- Shion: You didn't even TRY, Wesley! You had two vacation weeks! TWO. VACATION. WEEKS. How long has it been since I was in an artwork?! All you're doing is giving Brandy more reason to keep calling you "Diva." Shion: Never you mind! I'll deal with Geek Vixen at a time of my own choosing! I want to know WHEN you're going to start rendering again, because quite frankly, I'm not sure if your writing skills can hold up in the long run. Temporary writing block, is all. Are you going to talk about the Bears or not? Shion: Hmphff. What's to talk about? They're self-destructing. Brandon Marshall is making too much noise and not enough producing. No one on the team should make any louder noise than Coach Trestman, and even he isn't making any. Was it Karma at work when Lamarr Houston hurt himself celebrating his sack when the team was losing? Don't need a Ouija board to answer that one. Being an admitted "Queen of Smashmouth," even I know when it's better to keep quiet. Most times, anyway. Tia may see things differently, but nevermind. Not a big fan of Tom Brady, but you see why he's still The Man compared to Jay Culter. I mean at least he can find his targets more often. There. I let you rook me into giving my analysis without being paid for it. Now WHEN will you get that runtime up?! Er, um. Chocolate milk? Shion: (*facepalm*) $%#&! comedian. That's wack, bro. Brandy: SHUT HER UP ALREADY!! ***** It should be noted that I didn't pay attention to Sunday's game. I had a feeling the Bears were going to be on the losing end. Brady and company don't phone in their gameplay, especially at home. I didn't expect this massive of a beatdown, however. Maybe that was expected too. *shrug* Wake me when basketball season starts, or when Mel Tucker is let go as Defense Coordinator.