Instructions on Writing a Valentine Card by rangeriderrichard
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Instructions on Writing a Valentine Card
If you plan to write a Valentine card
I think you’ll find it mighty hard
To impress the one with whom you’re smitten
By writing something not already written.
So may I suggest you approach the matter
From the viewpoint of a mad hatter
And go for crazy over sentimental,
But strive for crafted over accidental -
Just because your words be silly
Show no tolerance for willy nilly.
Here’s an example of what I intend
It’s to the point and quick to end:
If I were a child in potty training,
To show my love for you,
I’d spend hours grunting and straining,
Then proudly show my poo!
Oh – so you don’t like what that’s about?
It’s totally childish and grosses you out?
Well – at least don’t forget to mention
It sure as hell gets one’s attention.
Now don’t be restricted by convention -
Be the Love Master of Invention!
Have a Happy Valentine's Day Everyone - Write Some Good Cards ;)
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Comments (2)
radioham
LOve it now what would be the hardest writing a card or your 1st go on the pot
Wolfenshire
I got a good chuckle from this; just brilliant. Though, there is much truth in this, it's all a matter of perspective.