From what they were saying, some douchebag had dumped Harumi. Kumiko postulated that both women were now upset – but without an EmotiGen-5000 upgrade, little Kumiko couldn’t decipher their swirl of feelings. Although unclear why archaic feminine hygiene apparatus had been relevant, she computed “Major Bonding” was not a military man after all. Certain she was finally getting the hang of metaphor, she awarded herself bonus points which raised her semantic certainty quotient significantly. In fact, the quotient was now high enough for her to trigger an initiative sub-routine, so she interrupted Harumi’s sobbing with her most cheerful Lakeisha Laveau impersonation: “But really girlfriend, why start a romance with a – what did you call it: ‘a mangina lower than a snake’s belly’? Wouldn’t such an unfortunate beast be far too short for successful ballroom dancing or copulation anyway?” Poor positronic robodoll, she never saw that backhand coming.