I Swear It is True - Part 1 by GrandmaT

Poser • People • posted on Nov 16, 2015

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My brother was in the National Guard and swears this is a true story about one of their week long training sessions. His version was much more colorful and elaborate. The names have been changed to protect the innocent - and because I can't remember the real ones. Abe and four of his friends shared a tent in a camp set up for their yearly week-long National Guard training. They started at sun up and went late into the evenings so sleep was essential. Unfortunately Ed snored like a buzz saw on steroids. They tried waking him up, turning him over, moving themselves to the other end of the tent, but nothing worked. He snored through it all. By the second night, they were getting desperate. "I can't take this much longer," Darren said. "We've got to do something and soon if we're ever going to get any sleep," came from Bob. "Enough! Let's haul his sorry carcass out of here," Abe exclaimed. So the four of them each grabbed a corner of Ed's cot and tromped out of the tent and into the woods. When they had gone about 500 yards, they sat the cot down and stumbled their way in the dark back to the tent and fell peacefully to sleep. About 5:30 the next morning they heard a blood curdling scream then a string of curse words that would have made a sailor blush. "Why is he screaming like a girl?" Bob asked. Charlie grinned and never even opened his eyes as he replied, "I covered him with cedar branches after you left." DAZ: Beck (Morris) Leo (Jepes) Woodland Playset Cory spiked hair Jai hair CQ Event hair M4 Basicwear US Military Tees Freebies: Darius - LA3D Army cot - Jentron 1942 WWII Tent - Tryphon Duffle bag - Poser World Poses - Structure Kireta1boots -

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Comments (19)

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art-ella

10:48AM | Mon, 16 November 2015

I know. Only I am the. I have often been abused in the army. And often had to spend a beer. Wonderful Story.

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LivingPixels

12:13PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Thanx for sharing T very cool !!

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adorety

12:40PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

I can sort of relate. But I'm the one who snores, so I always sleep well.

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miwi

12:43PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Cool one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cyve

1:14PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Great scene and composition !

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netsuke

4:17PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Can't wait for the conclusion!

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tetrasnake

4:36PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

My brother snored a lot! A fantastic composition!

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eekdog

4:45PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Great job doing this piece related to him.

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flavia49

5:37PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

nice story

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Diemamker

8:28PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

That must have been a fun time.... well at lease for the others...

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daggerwilldo

9:40PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

This is going to be a good one. On to part 2. I am already remembering similar outings with the band and a drummer like Ed

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pregiato

12:10AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

Wonderfully done!!!!!

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hilmarion

2:21AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

I never was at the army. But it looks like things that I heard about

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Sarahdar

5:40AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

Funny story, I would have done the same thing. only it would have been me outside covered with branches. Well done

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ontar1

9:37AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

Cool scene!

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KatesFriend

8:45PM | Wed, 18 November 2015

I've had sleepless nights like that. Though I could never put my spouse out in the woods like that. She wouldn't waste her time with cursing and would move straight to man slaughter.

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