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I Swear It is True - Part 5

Poser People posted on Nov 16, 2015
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My brother was in the National Guard and swears this is a true story about one of their week long training sessions. His version was much more colorful and elaborate. The names have been changed to protect the innocent - and because I can't remember the real ones. Abe and four of his friends shared a tent in a camp set up for their yearly week-long National Guard training. They started at sun up and went late into the evenings so sleep was essential. Unfortunately Ed snored like a buzz saw on steroids. They tried waking him up, turning him over, moving themselves to the other end of the tent, but nothing worked. He snored through it all. By the second night, they were getting desperate. "I can't take this much longer," Darren said. "We've got to do something and soon if we're ever going to get any sleep," came from Bob. "Enough! Let's haul his sorry carcass out of here," Abe exclaimed. So the four of them each grabbed a corner of Ed's cot and tromped out of the tent and into the woods. When they had gone about 500 yards, they sat the cot down and stumbled their way in the dark back to the tent and fell peacefully to sleep. About 5:30 the next morning they heard a blood curdling scream then a string of curse words that would have made a sailor blush. "Why is he screaming like a girl?" Bob asked. Charlie grinned and never even opened his eyes as he replied, "I covered him with cedar branches after you left." DAZ: Beck (Morris) Leo (Jepes) Woodland Playset Cory spiked hair Jai hair CQ Event hair M4 Basicwear US Military Tees Freebies: Darius - LA3D Army cot - Jentron 1942 WWII Tent - Tryphon Duffle bag - Poser World Poses - Structure Kireta1boots -

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Comments (35)


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art-ella

10:49AM | Mon, 16 November 2015

I know. Only I am the. I have often been abused in the army. And often had to spend a beer. Wonderful Story.

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UteBigSmile

11:06AM | Mon, 16 November 2015

It's a realy nicely done image!

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Jean_C

11:13AM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Superb expression, and very nice work on this series!

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LivingPixels

12:19PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Great rendering my friend!!

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adorety Online Now!

12:41PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Too funny. Luckily no one ever did that to me. Though I was called a monster.

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miwi

12:46PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Funny one, love all the expression you made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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T.Rex

1:01PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Haaa! This is SO funny! I've camped out many times in the scouts and have had, and seen, some experiences. It's very believable. And thanks for the great illustrations of the story. Keep up the good work! :-)

PS - thanks for comments on my recent posts.

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Cyve

1:16PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Fantastic expression and pose... Marvelous series my friend !!!

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oddment

3:16PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Lol. My brother had a story from his college days about a similar situation - they moved one person's roommate (in his bed) up into the school's bell-tower while he was snoring away. What a rude awakening that must have been!

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netsuke

4:19PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Wonderful series!

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RodS Online Now!

4:24PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

I waited until the last panel to comment, partially because I'm having too much trouble seeing through the tears streaming down my face as I ROTFLMAO!!! I am sending you my snail-mail address as you now owe me a pair of Jockeys since I just about wet myself reading this!! OMG, how hilarious!

The panels are just perfect, and Charlie's expression in the last panel just nails the whole episode to the wall of fame! This is soooo priceless, Teri! Applause!

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tetrasnake Online Now!

4:40PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Great story and illustration! Well done!

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Richardphotos

4:57PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

very funny story and a great pose

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QuietRiot

5:21PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Loved this!

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flavia49

5:37PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

love his smile

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Kratoonz

9:05PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Very funny

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daggerwilldo

9:47PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

A super fun story. You did an excellent job and it was a great tale to tell.

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Diemamker

10:40PM | Mon, 16 November 2015

Excellently done!!

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pregiato

12:13AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

Very good work!!!!!thumbs-up-256x256.png

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starship64

1:47AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

That's funny! Great story.

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hilmarion

2:25AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

very relaxed smile

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Sarahdar

5:45AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

Great smile, he is very naughty.

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CoyoteSeven

9:14AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

Brings back fond memories of pranks my squad and I played on each other during FTX (Field Training eXercises).

Luckily, we managed (God only knows how) not to kill each other.

Thanks Terry for this wonderful series!

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ontar1

9:41AM | Tue, 17 November 2015

Great expression!

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KatesFriend

8:47PM | Wed, 18 November 2015

On snicker!

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Roco43

12:59AM | Thu, 19 November 2015

Good series of images to fit this amusing story, well done

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A_Sunbeam

8:39AM | Thu, 19 November 2015

Great story!

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Radar_rad-dude

2:19PM | Thu, 19 November 2015

A most wonderfully illustrated, humorous story! Makes me think the guy in the woods may have awakened to a bear staring him in the face! LOL! Excellent work on this series, GT! Most fantastic scene! Bravo and many fine kudos!

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synthetik3

2:51PM | Thu, 19 November 2015

great story and illustrations to go with

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velleman

8:28AM | Sat, 21 November 2015

Great facial expression!

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