you are now an electronic person, and entitled to enjoy all the benefits of the law and ordinances governing the rights of electronic persons. If you would just like to sign on the dotted line I shall be delighted to enrol you as a client of DVS Lawyers and F&L Commissioners for Oaths - all for a very modest monthly payment once we have established your rights to a living wage and full legal and union representation. ........ Klank's world has suddenly become a little more complicated ... and it is, with effect from today, by the way, very non-PC to use the words 'robot', 'bot', 'android', 'tinhead' and other older descriptions and nicknames of those entities now re-defined and described as 'electronic persons' (abbreviated EP). Please note that some of these banned terms (such as "tinhead") might now be regarded as bordering on racist, sexist, mechanismist and any other adjectives that might now fall into the general category of non-acceptable terminology as defined by whoever sits in Brussels dreaming up all these daft bloody rules. [MEPs have called for the adoption of comprehensive rules for how humans will interact with artificial intelligence and robots. The report makes it clear that it believes the world is on the cusp of a "new industrial" robot revolution. It looks at whether to give robots legal status as "electronic persons".]