The Pizza Moocher Returns! by Desgar
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I forgot to credit one more item, but I didn't want to delete my comment with the other credits and repost:
Road from City Streets © Predatron (DAZ)
Now on to the story!
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Guido: Where's Blue Fox? She's supposed to be starting now.
Antonio: She quit. She gave me her resignation letter this morning, talking about exploring other career opportunities...
Guido: Unless she meant going on one of those cam sites, I don't know what she's talking about.
Antonio: Whatever - Hi sir, what can we get for you?
The Mooch: Good afternoon sirs. I would like to order a large hamburger pizza today, for which I would gladly pay you next Tuesday.
Guido: Sir, we don't operate like that. It's cash now or nothing. Seriously, only cash. We don't take cards, checks, or even BitCoin.
The Mooch: That's a shame. Where's that cute blue vixen? Isn't she your manager?
[Antonio and Guido break out laughing.]
Antonio: Sorry sir. She's not our manager. She doesn't work here anymore anyway.
Guido: [Under his breath] Good riddance.
The Mooch: For double shame! She gave me a free medium pizza last week. It was a bit stale and moldy with a tad too much anchovy, but she provided customer service where it counted.
Guido: Yeah well, not what we would have done, but whatever. It's still cash now or nothing, sir-
Antonio: How are you still standing, dude? You're a mutant?
Agent: DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH! NOBODY MOVE!
Antonio: What the #*@!?!
Agent: We tagged you with ten Class A and fifteen Class B health violations plus not having a required handicapped parking zone! We're shutting this dump down and you lot are going to jail!
[Sounds of loud cheers from the outside.]
The Mooch: So that means I can't get my large hamburger pizza today, for which I would gladly pay next-
Agent: No sir, you can't. Not here anymore, at any rate.
The Mooch: I should have gone to Rough House's instead! This is a dreadful establishment! Not worth my single nickel! Really, that is all I have. Left my other money in my evening suit back at the lodge.
Antonio: Likely story, you bum.
Comments (11)
Desgar
It's always going to be next Tuesday! (And Wimpy—I meam The Mooch—probably doesn't show up at his regular haunts on any Tuesday. The bum.)
Xenia based on Aiko 3, Antonio based on Michael 3, Guido based on Hiro 3 © DAZ
Marauders for M3 © DAZ
JeanZ © The3DWizard (DAZ)
All other clothing and hair © DAZ
P3 Business Man from Poser 4 Artist © Curious Labs
Everyday Male for M3 © DAZ
Everyday Poses for M3 © DAZ
WASG Hair © Bice & OutOfTouch
Mouse R3 © Jtrout (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Pizzeria © ? (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Bonus Room from Hydropolis © Lupadgds (Renderosity - no longer available)
Modern Kitchen © SF Design (Renderosity)
Pizza © TrekkieGrrrl (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Blueberry Pie © Mapps (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Liquid Pack © JoLab (DAZ)
eekdog
Gr8 story and pov on the scene. Hope they get the right pizza
Desgar
Thanks, Steve. It'll be the right pizza anywhere other than Flatbush Imports Pizzeria (the name of this dump that's being raided.)
Radar_rad-dude
A very funny and humorous scene and dialogue! Most delightful view and read! Bravo and many fine kudos!
Desgar
Thanks, Bill. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
miwi
Cool work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Desgar
Thank you Miwi!
Richardphotos
I can not take my eyes off the girl in the window!. superb render
Desgar
Glad you like her, Richard. I haven't used her in a long time. She'll show up a bit more.
beachsidelegs
Wonderful image love the detail :)
Desgar
Thank you Beachsidelegs!
thekingtut
What a delightful establishment.
Desgar
That was when Krystal was there, and even then that could be debatable. She gave away merchandise; bad merchandise at that!
rajib
Splendid work on the dialogue... Cool scene work too !
Desgar
Thanks, Rajib!
RodS
You know.... There's just something not quite right about green pizza.... Just sayin'..
What a great story and a delightful render, Wes! I think I'll skip the pizza though - credit or no... LOL
Desgar
The whole place reeked of some radioactive gunk you think you see only on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Toxic Avenger! Maybe the city should call in the Atomic Commission or EPA (not sure about EPA now, with our President not so environmentally friendly...)
rbowen
Great scene and story! Excellent work!
Faemike55
Wait till you see the other establishments that are going to be shut down. This one is clean and pristine compared to them...