Blasters for Vikkies? by donnena
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As ALWAYS, thanks SO much for stopping by to share my visions! Your thoughts and favs truly mean the world to me!!
La Femme and her latest advisor are discussing the next shipment of Blasters to the various temples. She’s meeting stiff resistance from the Local Vikkies, but Mick the Monk (with his extensive, expensive ties to Blaster Batteries 4U, Batteries R R Bread and Butter, Blaster Chargers Inc, Visa and Mastercard (Also folks interested in charging things up) and the International Blaster Bearers Assn) is pushing hard to adopt at least one blaster in every temple. He’s offering Free Blasters for trial runs, Blaster Training, Interpretive Blaster Dance lessons and Breast Reduction Surgery due to the decreased need to counter-balance the weight of the gigantic sword.
Meanwhile, the pixels, always nervous around flying monkeys, weapons in other folks’ hands, and all references to armed women, are being exceptionally well behaved. The exceptions are those pixels caught prematurely pilfering the Blaster Batteries, those engaged in the perilous pastime of Monkey Mocking and a hearty handful of promiscuous pixels zealously xeroxing La Femme’s personal photos for pernicious purposes.
Creditage:
La femme, her Meleri Hair and clothing (Crux Bra, El Noir belts, Shorties shorts, Destiny leggings )from Rpublishing et al
The Sliver key Monkey and wings from DAZ, long ago and far away.
D4’s blasters,
Freebe bed with Parrot Dolphin textures
EZskin 2 and Scene fixer from Snarlygribbly
Comments (19)
lwperkins
The flying monkeys sometimes actually have good ideas. Temple defending is much easier with blasters! (I love the expressions!)
eekdog Online Now!
Quite the magical piece my friend, love her strange friend. Monkey reminds me of Wizard of Oz. Think that was the movie.
gypsyangel
Well...there's something you don't see (or hallucinate) every day!
rbowen
Great characters and scene! Excellent work!
A_Sunbeam
A blaster in every temple, eh? Now where have we heard similar ideas ... Great image!
NobbyC
Cool image!!!
starship64
I love your creativity! Very nicely done.
TwiztidKidd
OMG! You are so funny, Andy... I like you sooo much!!
Your artwork always makes me smile.
Saby55
Very well done!!!👏👍🖐
RodS Online Now!
Oh, the tangled web of confusion and mischief those pixels continue to weave... Just as well "V" has her blaster handy - it's probably much more effective than the sword. And she doesn't have to be nekkid in a temple to use it, either! 😆
What a fun image, my friend! Super work, and thanks for the giggles!
When I first saw this, I thought the monkey's tail was...….uh...….. something else. Shows where my mind is.... 🤣
donnena
oh dear, oh dear!!!!!!
Wolfenshire
Cool scene, you could say it was a blast.
anitalee
Great work
Radar_rad-dude
Very cool image and finely tuned and humorous descriptive! Many enjoyable chuckles and grins on this one! Many fine kudos!
Diemamker
Very interesting ,... Blasters in temples, good to know... guess I'll have to behave myself from now on.
rhol_figament
With pixels playing romantic pan flute music in the background, I'm sure La Femme and her 'advisor' will reach a deal in no time. It doesn't hurt that she has stocks in several blaster companies...
minkura
what a funny render. great job! 5 stars!
nefertiabet
Funny scene and beautiful work!!!
renecyberdoc
delicious and funny read.
crunch01
lmao.. always love your stories and the images as this one superb!