"Y'know," he said, "there's something just so very sexy about brown M&Ms." "Not the red ones? Nor the orange ones?" "Nope. The blue ones can be given a slight pass, but if you want all time sexiness... brown." "How do you figure that?" "Here. Watch." He extended the tiny candy and placed it near my mouth. "Dont bite down it, just hold it in place with your teeth." "Okay." He grinned and moved in for a kiss. Our tongues wrestled a bit around the little candy, when suddenly he snapped away, the brown little piece now between his teeth, his beautiful brown eyes daring me to take it back.