Looking at my rough, unfinished exterior you can easily tell I’m not a living being. I am a mannequin, made completely out of wood like someone famous you all know about. Unlike the famous (or infamous) P-doll character I’m not looking to become a living, breathing person. I’m quite happy the way I am. Attach strings to me and I can leave all those famous dancers in the dust. Sit me on a ventriloquists’ lap and any of those other well-known ventriloquists’ dummies will turn into congealed piles of sawdust. I am different than any other mannequin that has come before me. I have a certain gift, oh, a very special gift which is similar to the one that P-doll had. The only difference is that when I tell a lie it’s not my nose that grows. Something else, um, grows, but you’ll have to figure that out for yourselves. I’ll just say that oh, wow, I do A LOT of lying!!!!