Invasive Species by linwhite
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Description
Florida has been plagued with many invasive species in the past: giant pythons, iguanas, lion fish, (to name a few). Scientists have now identified Florida's most alarming invasive species yet. Its not fully understood, but it is highly suspected to be Russian in origin. Scientists describe the species as being much larger than normal, of a strange orange hue, and extremely territorial. It is capable of making annoying, frequent, and loud whining sounds. Environmentalists believe it is a threat to the environment, due to its voracious appetite, disregard for any life but its own, and its noxious trail of thick slime. Anything it touches sickens or dies. If encountered, DO NOT CONFRONT, as it behaves aggressively, has been known to tweet loudly, and sling mud, slime, and feces at anyone it perceives to be a threat.
**** NOTE: Scientists are perhaps most alarmed by its over-aggressive, indiscriminate breeding habits, and the creature appears to have already reproduced widely.
Comments (11)
angreif
Nope
goldie
You've hit it out of the ball park with this creation, Linda :) It's brilliant...Your description made me howl with laughter. The slime trail is so true.
miwi
Outstanding Image,fantastic idea,wonderfull creation,super story,wonderful work, definitely deserved 5* and an favorit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krid
..real cool (and funny) "creature"
ItWasNotAvailable
Now this one I do recognise :-) You gave him a far better hair style though! Very fitting!
STEVIEUKWONDER
Should be shot on sight! GREAT depiction of a slimeball! Brilliantly executed! Will I get poisoned by the Russians for that remark?
linwhite
The Secret Service investigates any perceived threats against presidents and ex-presidents, so it’s probably not a good idea to even say that. I want him brought to justice through the law, not made into a “martyr”. Doing this kind of political satire is how I handle my own frustration about the situation.
Palaemon
Scarry and well done!
RRun
Still laughing while writing. Would post some links to my gallery HERE, if they let me... but if you are patient you'll find at least 3. Thanks again for the laugh.
JoeJarrah Online Now!
hilarious!
daggerwilldo
My friend...If I am commenting it is because your art intrigues me. Today though, my comment is a blanket message to all of my wonderful friends here. You see, I recently traveled due to a medical condition and missed most of what you posted this week.
My result is that I have a potentially life ending condition, ... BUT ...There are good chances for a moderate to full recovery. That means many more years of seeing your wonderful art. Please accept my apology for missing this week. Know that I am enjoying my gallery visit today. If you get multiple comments from me today, there is no need to read further.
If for any reason you are experiencing lung problems, feel free to contact me and I will gladly share more detail with you on my experiences.
All My Best ... Dag
PS... Freeking awesome render. Just Step on it...BUT ...wear disposable boots.
paul_gormley
very funny text to go with this apt caricature, far superior in sarcastic humour than the recent attempt to revive Spitting Image, do hope these continue