Security incident in Santa's Grotto by MollyFootman
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The security guard dressed as an elf eyed the elderly woman grinding on Santa's lap suspiciously, ready to leap into action if she got the nod from the jolly old man. "The line is getting a bit long, Sir," she muttered.
Molly snuggled against Santa, "My research on the internet suggests that you are the real St. Nick, dear fellow!" she purred. "I can be very nice for an Nvidia RTX4000 series graphics card," she suggested. "Or very naughty if you prefer!"
Santa replied, "Ho, ho, ho!"
"C'mon, Grandma! Get on with it!" the little girl next in line grumbled.
Molly's art notes: Set up and rendered in Poser 12.0.757 and tweaked a bit in Photoshop. Santa is M4 with a character by Tempesta3d. The elf is V4 with a character also by Tempesta3d. Poser Molly (the grammy on Santa's lap) is based on La Femme with a mashup of characters and morphs by Tempesta3d (are you getting the impression I lover her work?). The little girl is based on Kids 4 and the tough teenager behind her is based on Dawn. Many of the textures were updated using the Python scripts of Ken_1171 (P12 Skin Edti) and Snarlygribbly (EZskin 3.1). The setting is "Santa's Grotto" by Blue Tree Studios. Some retexturing is by me (the light strings and Christmas tree lights) and some using the materials of Vince Bagna!
When I started working on this a couple of days ago, I thought the premise was hilarious but now: meh. I thought I'd share it anyway.🙄
Comments (7)
UteBigSmile
Hahaha, thank's for the giggle dear Molly, this image is just sooooo funny looking!
MollyFootman
Thank you, Ute! I don't attempt humor very often and I am so pleased this gave you a giggle!
Molly
anniemation
She looks a little old to be sitting in Santa's lap. LOL!
MollyFootman
Heh. As she is meant to be an avatar for me I guarantee she is too old to be on Santa's lap. On the other hand, she'll do just about anything if it means a new graphics card! XD
Molly
mifdesign
Of course the chair has a saint sculpted, it's Holy Christmas time..
A very Holy a very Holy a very Holy a very Holy, brilliant awesome render.
Unbelievable awesome, very creative composition. The RTX phrase is priceless.
Magnificent Masterpiece of Finest Arts. I love it!
MollyFootman
I'm glad you had a little laugh, Marius. I don't try to do humor very often. =)
Molly
paul_gormley
lol, no wonder the poor old fellow prefers to be on a sleigh trying to keep up his end in the battle against Amazon, I'm slightly surprised Bezos hasn't tried to exploit the St Nick card more; great expressions and poses in this
MollyFootman
Thank you, Paul. I had been messing with it for so long I was no longer sure it would seem humorous. >.<
Molly
eekdog
fun story attached. Merry Christmas.
MollyFootman
Thanks Steve. I don't usually try humor and really appreciate your encouraging comment! <3
Molly
jdwtrxk
A 4000 series - you don't play for half measures Miss Molly. I'd settle for a 3000 without further comment :)
MollyFootman
Heh. If I'm to compromise my honor I'm going big! XD
Glad it gave you a smile, my dear!
Molly
uncollared
LOL, Love it. Happy Christmas
MollyFootman
And thank YOU, my dear! I'm so pleased to have given a LOL. =)
Molly