The army tanks circle the fantasy castle and make threatening rumbling noises. One of their top military people show up and tries to take charge of the scene. He gets right in the middle of the local peace keepers and starts barking orders. By this time, the Captain has arrived and is he ever steaming mad. He starts barking just as many counter orders to the tin horn major, the gist of which is to disregard everything this idiot has told you! And further more, the army is going to pay for all the damage to our streets. We had just repaved them recently! LOL. Our mysterious Lion Man is watching all this unfold with uncontained myrth. In fact, you can see him slapping one of his knees in amusement. Suddenly, the arguments are interrupted by the blast of five notes that rattle the windows in all the buildings surround the castle. For reference purposes, they are the exact notes that were played in the movie 'Close Encounters.' Everyone stops what they are doing and stare at the Lion Man as he starts to speak. His voice is heard loud and clear by everyone coming out of some extra- terrestial sound system, I would suspect and with quite a loud and boomingly authoritative bass. "I enjoyed that part of the movie the most," he says, "and resolved to used it at some point in my interraction with you earth people. But first, I just want to assure you that you don't have anything to worry about from me. I am merely a curious cosmic traveler that happened upon your strange little planet in my travels around the various galaxies. I have been observing your activities and forms of entertainment for quite a few years now but have finally decided to step up my game a bit and come right down here so I could interract with your various species face to face. You might be wondering what happened to the park and the people in it. Don't worry. They are safe. I placed them all along with the park just on the outskirts of your little city here. I just wanted to be centrally located in your city so I could more conveniently observe as many of your activities first hand as I possible. One of your Police Officers many have noticed that my 'castle' is surrounded by a force field when he tried to grab my arm earlier. I take no chances with trigger happy native populations. The force field is strong enough to withstand as many of your nuclear missles and bombs as you might wish to try to penetrate it. But at a significant loss to this wonderful little city here. So my suggestion is not to even try anything like that. If you leave me alone and allow me to make my observations, I promise to leave you alone as well. I think that should cover it all. As for this show of military strength, I am not amused. Let me just say I would much rather not have any 'federal entanglements' while I am visiting you." The Lion Man walks along the sidewalk a ways away from the drawbridge, raises his arm and circles it three times. What happens next astounds everyone present, but especially the soldiers inside the tanks. Every tank is lifted up into the air and is seen floating away and disappearing back in the direction they came from. It isn't but a few moments later that the 'Major' gets confirmation that all the tanks are back at the base, safely parked right where they were before this all began. Although I can't vouch for the sanity of the soldiers involved. Probably the wildest ride they ever had! Thank you for taking a peek! Your support is greatly appreciated!