We finally found out what it was that the hotel maids found. Apparently, a rotund guest found some duck eggs in the landscaping and took them to his room. He wrapped them in a clean pair of Louis Anderson sized big underpants and tucked them under his comforter. As he slept, a few ducklings hatched. When the maids came in to make up the room, they saw a lump moving under the sheets. They were so nervous, they carefully pulled away the sheets, and saw the big underwear moving! Alarmed, they called a hotel security guard, who opened up the underpants and found the ducklings. Phew! Everybody just cracked up with relief! Compiled in Wombo Dream