"Mister Po--" :sigh: "You again. How many times do I have to tell you? That is NOT my name!" "But ... but the books ..." "The books are fiction. F-I-C-T-I-O-N. In other words, a pile of made up nonsense that only managed to get the fact that I'm a wizard and I go to a magical school in an ancient Scottish castle correct." "Really, Mister --" "Really, Ms. Nipper. As you can plainly see, I have no glasses, no scar, and my eyes are not as green as that so-called inescapable killing curse. I am also NOT a carbon copy of my father -- who is very much alive, by the way. Mum says I take after her side of the family, even down to being good with charms and potions but absolute pants when it comes to sports." "Come now, Harry -- may I call you Harry? You're being altogether too modest. We've all seen you fly. The World Cup ..." "Was a one-off and we lost. Badly. I can ride a broom, that much is true. But I prefer doing it without the involvement of reckless idiots and homicidal maniacs, thank you very much. No, you may not call me that. My name is Hari. Just Hari, not Harold. Or James, or any of the other totally ridiculous monikers that woman put in her books." "So you deny secretly being The Boy Who--" ::swish:: "Finish that sentence and I'll hex you polka-dotted. Now kindly stop harassing me, I don't have time for your foolishness. I'm on my way to class. Advanced Alchemy begins in five minutes and it really wouldn't do for the teacher to be late." ******* Production Notes: Created with Stable Diffusion. Heavily postworked in Photoshop CS2 and PaintShop Pro not just to hide rendering sins but because I wanted a more graphic novel type style. I think I came pretty close, don't you? Disclaimer: Neither I nor my computer are in any way, shape or form affiliated with the Potterverse. I did not create it nor do I own it. Those rights are held by far more wealthy and powerful entities than I can ever dream of being, thus it is not my intention to trespass upon their territory. It is, however, my intention to amuse and entertain with this odd little tale about a not quite famous young wizard named Hari who keeps getting mistaken for That Other Very Famous Young Wizard. You know, the one in all the books. ;-) tldr; parody/fan art made for fun not profit